Honestly, it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.

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Be lazy, with a 90% chance of Netflix this weekend.

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Calories don’t count on the weekend.

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The weekend is upon us. Remember, drunk words are only sober thoughts!

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It’s the Weekend!!! The responsible adult button has been switched off!

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Don’t get hangovers. They are called wine flu. 

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What travels faster than light? It’s weekends!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s Friday WOHOOOOOO.

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It’s Friday, so that is kind of a part in itself!

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I am going to be as useless as the G in lasagna this weekend!

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Be a hero this Saturday! Rescue the wine trapped in the bottle.

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Two days is simply not enough for the weekend. There is too much fun to be had. 

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I wear black on Mondays because I mourn the loss of the weekend.

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Just leave all your worries and jump like a child on weekends! Happy Saturday!

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On Sundays, my coffee is recreational. As opposed to weekdays, where it is medicinal.

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The only synonym for the weekend is boom shakalaka. 

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Weekends come with your best days. You get to reflect on the week gone by. Think of how productive you have been! Come up with a plan of action for the upcoming week!

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Weekends= Alcohol and Shenanigans with a chance of poor decisions.

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No quote out there can describe how great the weekend is!

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The first five days of the week after the weekend, are always the hardest. 

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I need a weekend to help me recover from my weekend.

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Weakened this weekend.

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Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms this weekend! Good morning! Have a blessed Saturday.

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My Saturday checklist includes: do nothing and chill.

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When someone asks me, what I did this weekend. I squint and ask “Why, what did you hear??”