- “I’m bad to the bone.” — George Thorogood & The Destroyers, “Bad To The Bone”
- “Fur real.”
- “The happiest pupper you ever did see.”
- “I’m a su-paw-star.”
- “My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it.”
- “Warning: cuteness overload.”
- “You are pawfection.”
- “It’s time to get this pawty started.”
- “You must be my backyard, because I dig you.”
- “Life’s not ruff when you’re around.”
- “I wonder what my dog named me.”
- “I live for the appaws.”
- “Some days are just meant for laying on the floor.”
- “Don’t stop retrievin’.”
- “You’re looking quite fetching today.”
- “Hope you have a pawsome day.”
- “I woof spending time with you.”
- “Anything is pawsible.”
- “What’s up, dog?”
- “Feeling corgeous.”
- “If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.”
- “I labradore spending time with you.”
- “I shih tzu not.”
- “The puggle is real.”
- “Thanks fur the memories.”
- “Stop trying to make fetch happen.” — Regina George, Mean Girls
- “Life is ruff when you’re this cute.”
- “Just taking some time to paws and reflect.”
- “The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.”
- “Howl you doing?”
- “Do you like my self-pawtrait?”
- “Learn a lesson from your dog — No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh*t and move on.” — Someecards
- “And they called it puppy love.” — Paul Anka, “Puppy Love”
- “If you’re having a bad day, just pug-et about it!”
- “Pass the Milk-Bones, please.”