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Did you mean Caturday??
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Goodbye weekend! We had something special.
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Someone, please call 9 wine wine!
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Alexa, skip to Saturday!
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Wanna bet? It’ll be a gin-gin situation
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Twinkle twinkle little star, please point me to the nearest bar. That’s my only jam for this weekend.
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Gingle bells gingle bells, Gingle all the way, is the only song I will be singing this weekend! Come on, sing with me!
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Can we start at the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.
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Weekend forecast: mild alcoholism. 70% chance of poor decisions and poor judgment. Oops.
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It is a Saturday. This means the only decision you should be making is whether you should drink out of a glass or bottle of wine.
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On Saturday I will be multi-slacking rather than multi-tasking.
If the weekend manages to by as planned, then it will not include any actual plans.
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May your weekend be full adventure! Hopefully, the beginning of the next week will be far away.
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I have not been this excited about the weekend, since last Friday.
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Happiness is not having to set an alarm for Saturday morning! Happy weekend!
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Saturdays are for big shirts, messy hair, music, and good coffee.
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Saturday. Make time for the little things today.
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Don’t stop Beer-lieving this weekend! Have faith!
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is my second favorite f word. The first one is FUN.
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It is Saturday. Relax and pamper yourself.
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It’s Saturday, I plan on doing nothing. It will be a weekend full of nothingness.
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Don’t keep calm! It’s Saturday party time
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Follow the call of the disco ball this Saturday!
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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it is Sunday
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Another Saturday night in the house, I just realized even the trash goes out more than me!
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It’s the weekend, keep your dreams alive. Hit the snooze button.
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Lust is Saturday night feeling, love is a Sunday morning.
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Saturdays are meant for coffee, comfort and replenishing the soul.
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Good morning, happy Saturday. Why are you awake so early?
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Does running away from Monday and holding all this weight on my shoulders count as a workout for the weekend?
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My whole vibe is on do not disturb this weekend!
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I think weekends are made in china! They don’t last too long.
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Who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend? Pause it!!!
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Today is Saturday. Yesterday you said tomorrow. Do it today. Do not make any excuses. Happy Saturday!!
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Smell that? It’s the weekend!
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The weekends are too short to sleep!
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Everyday day is a weekend when you are retired.
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This weekend’s forecast shows 0%chance of cooking or cleaning, with a good chance of laying around in my jammies.
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Sorry, I’ve got my Netflix pants on. It’s going to be a chill weekend.
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Hello, Friday, where have you been all these days? It is great to see you.
