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I do’t miss you. I miss the old me, who was happy without you.
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Inside every preson you know there is a person you don’t know.
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I’m bussy controlling my “Anger” because it’s only one latter away from “Danger”.
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It’s wiser to stay true to yourself rather than to commit to a lie.
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The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
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A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
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Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
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Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people.
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Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
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Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
