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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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Behind my smile is everytihing you’ll never understand.

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Yeah, I’m single, but you’re gonna have to be amazing to change that.

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I don’t cry easily but if I do I make sure never cry for the same reason again.

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The word single actually stands for stress is gone, life easier.

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I never make mistakes, I thought I did once. I was wrong.

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All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.

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Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.

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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

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Check out these captions and status also:

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Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?

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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

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Everybody repeats after me: We are all individuals.

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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?