Instagram Captions About Pets

  1. A house is not a home without a dog
  2. What did we do to deserve dogs?
  3. Gotta stay in school so I can provide for my future dog
  4. Those who teach the most about humanity aren’t always humans -Donald L Hicks
  5. The best therapist has fur and four legs
  6. The cat is in charge, we just live here
  7. The dog is in charge, we just live here
  8. Life’s short, spoil your dog
  9. Home is where my dog is
  10. Sorry, I can’t tonight, I have plans with my dog
  11. Based on my wardrobe, my favorite color is dog hair
  12. Collect moments not things, unless those things are cats
  13. Sorry, I can’t. My dog and I have plans
  14. Cats know how we feel. They don’t care. But they know.
  15. I wonder what my dog named me
  16. Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog.
  17. I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally or spiritually, I’m just on the couch with my dog
  18. You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my dog
  19. I’d love to go but my dog said no
  20. Let’s be honest, if dogs could talk there’d be no need for people
  21. One thing my dog and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work
  22. Leave me alone, I’m only speaking to my cat today
  23. The fine line between love and hate is one negative comment about my dog
  24. Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog
  25. If you want the best seat in the house you’ll have to move the dog
  26. Sorry, I can’t, I have to walk my dog
  27. Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever
  28. Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog
  29. I wish I could text my dog
  30. Tell your dog I say hi
  31. Who adopted who?
  32. Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them