- Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti
- Good food = good mood
- I followed my heart and it lead me to the fridge
- You gotta nourish to flourish
- When you’re downie eat a brownie
- It’s coffee o’clock
- Caffeine & kindness
- I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee
- I love the smell of coffee in the morning
- Drink some coffee & pretend you know what you’re doing
- A party without cake is just a meeting -Julia Child
- All the coffee, please
- If you are what you eat I’m (blank)
- Penne for your thoughts?
- You guac my world
- Eat like you love yourself
- Weekends are for brunch
- But first, coffee
- Squeeze the day
- I scream for ice cream
- Never settle for just one scoop
- Wine + dinner = winner
- Life is too short for celery sticks
- Be a cupcake in a world of muffins
- If we weren’t meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge?
- Cool as a cucumber
- I am thankful for all the different ways there are to eat potatoes
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
- Just peachy
- Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity
- I’m a lady in the street but a freak in the buffet
- Nacho cheese
- Let them eat cake
- Espresso may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot
- I don’t want to taco ‘bout it
- An apple a day…
- Eggscuse me?
- Extra fries? Oh, you said exercise…
- I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere
- Okie dokie, artichokie
- Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want
- There’s no “we” in fries
- In pizza we crust
- First I drink coffee, then I do the things
- I’m crazy pho you
- Eating just in case I get hungry later
- I’m soy into you
- Lunch hour is the best hour of the day
- Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity
- What’s a snack to an entree
- Just a general life update: Hungry again
- Cooking rule: If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza
- Donut kill my vibe
- You’re one in a melon
- Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios
- No one is lonely while eating spaghetti, it requires so much attention
- Don’t be eye candy, be soul food
- Espresso yourself
- I love you berry much
- Whisk me away
- If you’ve lost your appetite today I think I have it
- Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner -Sophia Loren
- Looking for a snack
- It’s cake o’clock
- Ice cream is cheaper than therapy
- Abs aren’t made in the kitchen but cookies are
- I would love you if you were pizza
- You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach
- All I want is food and affection
- You can’t please everyone, you are not an avocado
- Spread love as thick as nutella
- Waffles are just pancakes with abs
- I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge
- How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake?
- A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands
- Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles
- It’s hard to be sad when you’re eating a cookie
- Resting coffee face
- Adulting is soup but I am a fork
- I’ll steal your snacks, not your man
- I’m thankful for all the different ways to eat potatoes
- I’m just a girl, standing in front of a donut, asking it to be a salad
- Torn between looking like a snack and eating a snack
- Ice cream is cheaper than therapy
- Eat pasta, run fasta
- Waffles are just pancakes with abs
- People disappoint but Queso is forever
- Just a general life update: Still hungry.
- You’re one in a melon
- They call me ranch ‘cause I be dressing
- Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I just ordered a large and none of it is for you
- You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heart burn
- She believed she could, sushi did
- We make a great pear
- Stay brewtiful
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
- If it involves pasta or sunsets, count me in.
- Lettuce turnip the beet
- Me: eats a snack while looking for a different snack
- Life is uncertain, eat dessert first
- Age and glasses of wine should never be counted
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
- My weaknesses have always been food and men—in that order
- Life is a combination of magic and pasta
- Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken
- If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge?
- The secret ingredient is always cheese
- Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate
- Soup of the day: Champagne
- Never settle for just one scoop of ice cream. You’re a two-scoop of ice cream kind of person.
- It’s never too cold for ice cream
- You’re the sprinkles to my ice cream
- Life happens. Coffee helps.
- You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach
- Coffee is always a good idea
- I like hashtags because they look like waffles
- Don’t go bacon my heart
- If only taking a picture made this meal last longer
- Party like a guac star
- Cheese is the glue that holds my life together
- I followed my heart and it lead me to the buffet
- Have a cup of positivitea
- Chocolate is cheaper than therapy
- Food before dudes
- Pasta la vista, baby!
- You can’t please everyone, you are not cake
- Whatever sprinkles your donuts
- Last name, Hungry. First name, Always.
- No matter what happens, pizza will always be there for you. Through thick and thin, in crust we trust.
- “Did you eat?” Has to be one of the most romantic questions ever
- Me: Do that thing I like. My husband/wife: *Orders pizza*
- Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes: Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
- I may act like I’m okay but deep down, I’m hungry again
- Don’t tell me you miss me, tell me you’re outside with tacos. Actions > words.
- My rap name is Lil Hungry.
- Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family
- Let’s wine about it
- Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other
