Girls express their feelings via tears. Boys express their feelings via Beers.

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Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.

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A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.

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A gentleman never talks about his tailor.

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Man of the year.

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In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.

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Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality.

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I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.

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Boys are great, every girl should have one.

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Men also have FEELINGS, for example, they can feel HUNGRY.

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Dear Good Boys, do not worry about having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.

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I’m very much a gentleman in what I do.

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Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

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A gentleman knows his actions carry more weight than any words spoken.

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Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.

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The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

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I am a hot dude with cool attitude.

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Guess what? Dragons are imaginations, or else I would burn each one of you.

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Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

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My door is always open to you, so feel free to leave.

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I will continue my life the way I dream it, and not the way others want it to be.

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A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

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I sure am handsome. I can’t lie. This is one handsome guy

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I can’t say yes (a gentleman never tells). But I’d lie if I said no.

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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

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Boys. I’d turn gay if they weren’t so sexy.

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Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.

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Better to be strong than pretty and useless.