1. “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
  2. “My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler
  3. “No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley
  4. “Dog is God spelled backward.” – Duane Chapman
  5. “Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” – Franklin P. Jones
  6. “A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley
  7. “When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.” – Edward Abbey
  8. “Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.” – Moby
  9. “You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” – Harry S Truman
  10. “The dog is the god of frolic.” – Henry Ward Beecher
  11. “Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones
  12. “What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” – George Carlin
  13. “I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.” – Jarod Kintz
  14. “If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” – Roger A. Caras
  15. “All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.” – Charles M Schulz
  16. “I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.” – Mark Haddon
  17. “I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.” – John Steinbeck
  18. “They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.” – Jerome K. Jerome