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- The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
- I’m mutts about my dog.
- Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
- Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
- Can’t escape the pup-arazzi.
- First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
- Crazy dog lady.
- He’s not fat, he’s husky!
- Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
- I love my pup furry much.
- What the pug?
- All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
- What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
- I shih tzu not.
- My therapist has four legs and a tail.
- Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
- Stop hounding me!
- Cuteness overload, am I right?
- I’m all about that pug life.
- Money can buy a lot of things, But it doesn’t wiggle its butt everytime you come in the door.
- The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
- I wonder what my dog named me.
- Dog hair is my glitter.
- I’m not spoiled my master is just well trained.
- Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog.
- Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog.
- Learn a lesson from your dog- NO matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
- Dog do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
- If my Dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.
- Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
- My windows aren’t dirty that’s just my dog, not art.
- If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.
- I wish I could text my dog.
- Crazy dog lady.
- Caution: Dogs can’t hold their licker.
