1. The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
  2. I’m mutts about my dog.
  3. Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
  4. Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
  5. Can’t escape the pup-arazzi.
  6. First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
  7. Crazy dog lady.
  8. He’s not fat, he’s husky!
  9. Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
  10. I love my pup furry much.
  11. What the pug?
  12. All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
  13. What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
  14. I shih tzu not.
  15. My therapist has four legs and a tail.
  16. Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
  17. Stop hounding me!
  18. Cuteness overload, am I right?
  19. I’m all about that pug life.
  20. Money can buy a lot of things, But it doesn’t wiggle its butt everytime you come in the door.
  21. The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
  22. I wonder what my dog named me.
  23. Dog hair is my glitter.
  24. I’m not spoiled my master is just well trained.
  25. Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog.
  26. Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog.
  27. Learn a lesson from your dog- NO matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
  28. Dog do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
  29. If my Dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.
  30. Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
  31. My windows aren’t dirty that’s just my dog, not art.
  32. If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.
  33. I wish I could text my dog.
  34. Crazy dog lady.
  35. Caution: Dogs can’t hold their licker.