- I have too many dogs, said no one ever
- Coffee and dogs make the world go round
- Dog hair is my glitter.
- Beware of the dog, he will steal your heart.
- Fur-iends through thick and thin.
- I woof spending time with you.
- Do you like my self-pawtrait?
- EmBARKing on a new journey.
- Getting a new LEASH on life!
- Life would be ruff without you.
- I wish I could text my dog.
- My dog is cooler than your dog.
- Never trust a person who doesn’t love dogs.
- First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed.
- You are pawfection.
- This friendship is fur real.
- Stop hounding me!
- I’m a su-paw-star.
- Dog mom AF.
- You had me at woof.
- I’m not single I have dogs.
- Stop trying to make fetch happen. — Regina George, Mean Girls
- The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
- Be the person your dog thinks you are.
- It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home.
- Dog people are my kinda people.
- And they called it puppy love. — Paul Anka, Puppy Love
- It really is the dogs house, we just pay the bills.
- I’m here to pet all the dogs.
- Is it FriYAY yet? It’s been a ruff week.
