• I have too many dogs, said no one ever
  • Coffee and dogs make the world go round
  • Dog hair is my glitter.
  • Beware of the dog, he will steal your heart.
  • Fur-iends through thick and thin.
  • I woof spending time with you.
  • Do you like my self-pawtrait?
  • EmBARKing on a new journey.
  • Getting a new LEASH on life!
  • Life would be ruff without you.
  • I wish I could text my dog.
  • My dog is cooler than your dog.
  • Never trust a person who doesn’t love dogs.
  • First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed.
  • You are pawfection.
  • This friendship is fur real.
  • Stop hounding me!
  • I’m a su-paw-star.
  • Dog mom AF.
  • You had me at woof.
  • I’m not single I have dogs.
  • Stop trying to make fetch happen. — Regina George, Mean Girls
  • The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
  • Be the person your dog thinks you are.
  • It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home.
  • Dog people are my kinda people.
  • And they called it puppy love. — Paul Anka, Puppy Love
  • It really is the dogs house, we just pay the bills.
  • I’m here to pet all the dogs.
  • Is it FriYAY yet? It’s been a ruff week.