- We go together like drunk and disorderly.
- Remember that if we ever get caught, you’re deaf, and I don’t speak English.
- It’s the friends that you can call at 4AM that matter!
- A true friend never lets you do stupid things alone.
- You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend.
- You can sit with us.
- Friends who slay together, stay together.
- We finish each other’s sandwiches.
- At a point where we’re both comfortable farting proudly around each other.
- Friends knock on your door. Best friends casually walk in and start eating.
- On our worst behavior.
- If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
- A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.
- I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.
- Prepare for trouble, and make it double.
- I still remember the time when my best friend was shy and innocent. What have I done? I created a monster!
- Best friends don’t question you when you show up at the door with a dead body. They just grab a shovel and follow you.
- No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
- Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, and oh—my best friend belongs to the zoo.
- My enemy’s enemy is my friend.
- Nothing compares to the tummy ache you get from laughing with a best friend.
- Let’s do something something stupid together.
- We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
- Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
- Did someone order two crazy best friends?
- We annoy each other, but still stick together.
- Prepare yourselves, Victoria’s Secret models! We’re coming for your careers.
- You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
- And thus, the ultimate friendship was forged.
- A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Since birth, I was an innocent human being. Then my best friend came along.
- We don’t judge each other. We judge other people together.
- We’d be in a mental institution if people heard what we’ve been talking about all this time.
- You’re stuck with me because you know too much already.
- A best friend is all the therapy I need.
- Finding a best friend with the same mental disorder: “Priceless!”
- I’ll take a Nerf bullet for you.Forever and always.
- Partners in crime!
- We gonna be like this forever!
- Always better together.
- Lucky and loved.
- Happy faces.
- Two peas in a pod.
- The happy days are rolling.
- Too glam to give a damn.
- We’re both made of the same stuff.
- Two halves of a whole.
- Fun times and great memories.
- Just keep swimming together.
- A duo of weirdos.
- My non-biological sibling.
- Just having fun.
- We wield the power of friendship.
- We twinkle like the stars.
- So happy together.
- Comfy with my bestie.
- We’re just peachy.
- All I need is silly, old you.
- Different yet so similar.
- Inseparable.
- Let’s wander around.
- We’re a small gang.
- Through thick and thin.
- This is how we roll.
- Two heads are better than one.
- Sprinkles and pixie dust.
- Together, we’re unstoppable!
- Different but besties!