1. We go together like drunk and disorderly.
  2. Remember that if we ever get caught, you’re deaf, and I don’t speak English.
  3. It’s the friends that you can call at 4AM that matter!
  4. A true friend never lets you do stupid things alone.
  5. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend.
  6. You can sit with us.
  7. Friends who slay together, stay together.
  8. We finish each other’s sandwiches.
  9. At a point where we’re both comfortable farting proudly around each other.
  10. Friends knock on your door. Best friends casually walk in and start eating.
  11. On our worst behavior.
  12. If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
  13. A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.
  14. I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.
  15. Prepare for trouble, and make it double.
  16. I still remember the time when my best friend was shy and innocent. What have I done? I created a monster!
  17. Best friends don’t question you when you show up at the door with a dead body. They just grab a shovel and follow you.
  18. No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
  19. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
  20. Roses are red, violets are blue, and oh—my best friend belongs to the zoo.
  21. My enemy’s enemy is my friend.
  22. Nothing compares to the tummy ache you get from laughing with a best friend.
  23. Let’s do something something stupid together.
  24. We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
  25. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
  26. Did someone order two crazy best friends?
  27. We annoy each other, but still stick together.
  28. Prepare yourselves, Victoria’s Secret models! We’re coming for your careers.
  29. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
  30. And thus, the ultimate friendship was forged.
  31. A true friend stabs you in the front.
  32. Since birth, I was an innocent human being. Then my best friend came along.
  33. We don’t judge each other. We judge other people together.
  34. We’d be in a mental institution if people heard what we’ve been talking about all this time.
  35. You’re stuck with me because you know too much already.
  36. A best friend is all the therapy I need.
  37. Finding a best friend with the same mental disorder: “Priceless!”
  38. I’ll take a Nerf bullet for you.Forever and always.
  39. Partners in crime!
  40. We gonna be like this forever!
  41. Always better together.
  42. Lucky and loved.
  43. Happy faces.
  44. Two peas in a pod.
  45. The happy days are rolling.
  46. Too glam to give a damn.
  47. We’re both made of the same stuff.
  48. Two halves of a whole.
  49. Fun times and great memories.
  50. Just keep swimming together.
  51. A duo of weirdos.
  52. My non-biological sibling.
  53. Just having fun.
  54. We wield the power of friendship.
  55. We twinkle like the stars.
  56. So happy together.
  57. Comfy with my bestie.
  58. We’re just peachy.
  59. All I need is silly, old you.
  60. Different yet so similar.
  61. Inseparable.
  62. Let’s wander around.
  63. We’re a small gang.
  64. Through thick and thin.
  65. This is how we roll.
  66. Two heads are better than one.
  67. Sprinkles and pixie dust.
  68. Together, we’re unstoppable!
  69. Different but besties!