• 1. You don’t stop riding when you get old, you get old when you stop riding.
  • 2. Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.
  • 3. I don’t really feel like going for a ride today. Said no motorcycle rider ever.
  • 4. My prince charming doesn’t ride a horse…he rides wheelies.
  • 5. Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass: it’s about learning how to ride in the rain!
  • 6. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
  • 7. Four wheels move the body,
  • Two wheels move the soul.
  • 8. I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair.
  • 9. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
  • 10. You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle!
  • 11. Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly
  • 12. If you don’t ride in the rain, you don’t ride
  • 13. People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
  • 14. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
  • 15. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.
  • 16. Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don’t some can’t.
  • 17. Why can’t a bike stand on its own Because it is two-tired.
  • 18. Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it.
  • 19. Do not complete with anyone in the race of life. Compete with yourself.
  • 20. Don’t limit your challenges. As challenge your limit.