Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

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Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

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Not even Snape could Severus apart!

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Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!

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I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!

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Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

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Will you stop staring at me already? You’re making me self-conscious!

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Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

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We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

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I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

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Hey, you have great energy. Where do you get it from?

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I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!

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Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

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I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.

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Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

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Hi, I’m doing a survey of what women think is the worst pickup lines.

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You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!

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I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

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Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

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You must be tired from running through my mind all night.

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You’re so beautiful; you just made me forget my pickup line.

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Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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